Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
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Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....