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O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
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I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Knock Knock Biggish
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Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...