Got Milk?
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Course of action
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The definition of kinky sex
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What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
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Grandpa is fine.
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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
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