Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...