Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.