God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...