Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...