The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...