It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
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The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
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