What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...