Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
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Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...