Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...