The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
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