Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...