Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...