I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...