Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...