The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...