Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...