Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...