Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...