Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...