Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...