Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...