Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...