On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...