Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...