Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...