Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!