Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...