Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...