Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...