Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...