Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...