Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...