TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Log negative one zero
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A golf club visits a local bar
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Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Guide for all women
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Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...