Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...