Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...