A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...