You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up