Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...