The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...