Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...