Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...