IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...