Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...