Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...