Have long marriages
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A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...