Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.