What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...